July 2012
parents: no boys at your sleepover
lesbian: :)
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
gatsbie:
internet explorer has to make a commercial to get people to use it even though it’s already automatically installed in every pc
hazwarts:
prayer circle for those who have to go back to school in august
tyrannia:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
tltty:
radio stations ruin good songs the way tumblr ruins good jokes it’s really unfortunate
murderrrrrrrs:
are you from china?
cause you make my everything
1 tag
richwhitelesbian:
the best sex position is staying home and saving yourself for your future spouse
contentbabe:
i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts
1 tag
ch4sh:
all i want is for one day someone in an anime to turn around and ask “Yo why the fuck is your hair blue”
1 tag
tltty:
pretty sure like 90% of asian boys are named Kevin, Jefferey, or Michael
cuntfused:
i swallowed your cum you can text me first
methlabrador:
haunted french pancakes give me the crêpes
shadesofshit:
nicest is only one small typo away from incest i bet you never thought about that
Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
elisimogen:
Remember that time Chad did an entire dance number about how he doesn’t dance
textdocument:
my internet goes out more than i do
Watchanrdew:
aw shit get it wednesday
danceanthems:
“watching tv” aka leaving the show playing as i scroll through tumblr and only half pay attention
