May 2012
May 31st
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May 31st
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catholicnun: i guess that’s just how life is sometimes
May 30th
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splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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threepac: my neck muscles are really coming along nicely from shaking my head so much at some of you
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
May 28th
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May 28th
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blainethegaypirate: blainethegaypirate: blainethegaypirate: THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE waIT HE’S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT
May 27th
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catholicfather: “i’m christian and i’m for gay rights!”
May 27th
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mcdammit: i put the ‘semen’ in ‘amusement’
May 27th
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May 27th
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annawintour: that’s not my name - the ting tings ft. lunchbag rodriguez
May 27th
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mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
May 27th
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May 27th
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a reminder of the best page on all of neopets  →
May 27th
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May 27th
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fanfictoin replied to your post: I was sitting on my couch and now my butt is… have u gotten it on ur dick its so weird  I’M SO DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
May 27th
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I was sitting on my couch and now my butt is asleep and all I can feel is pins and needles THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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daisyfairy: skrillex lyric videos
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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believed: nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
May 26th
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pityfiesta: overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb: a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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“ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s”
– white people and white people only (via beyoncebeytwice)
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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egg: i got laid
May 25th
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stinkyminaj: lol he dont know I wuz thinkin bout pussy the whole time
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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nintendoggystyle: what was the original post
May 25th
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pfefferi: contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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How Do Dog Whistles Work?
fakescience:
May 25th
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May 25th
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tltty: wow what a beautiful day to go fishing …for compliments
May 24th
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May 24th
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