April 2012
1 tag
brucejennertalia:
is it pets mart or pet smart? the world may never know
March 2012
old woman: jesus died for your sins
me: I HADN'T EVEN GOT TO THAT PART OF THE BOOK YET STOP SPOILING IT FOR ME WOW RUDE
annawintour:
whenever i read anon hate i always read it in the judgmental and bitchy voice of cindy vortex
catholicnun:
Using “etc” in sexts
slimed:
Sex Tip #56
duncan-ambrose:
When your partner is least expecting it, steal the Declaration of Independence.
adolfphin:
a pot dealer who deals actual pots and other helpful kitchen supplies
A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
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why are all the dots black you fucking racist
trolllinginthedeep:
do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
bauhau5:
science it’s so much fun look this molecule is laughing
1 tag
hey I’m gonna be in China + Tibet for 3 weeks so I’m gonna queue a bunch of old posts so it doesn’t look like I died since I don’t know if I’ll have access while I’m there
commanderinqueef:
catholicnun:
whatcha gonna do with all dat junk
recycle it
Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
danielnadcliffe:
omg photoshop has a bell pepper brush
flynnizard:
was tim burton bullied by colours or something as a child
shavingryansprivates:
victoria’s secret is actually that she used to be victor
Watchnucleur:
i can recite this video upside down drunk and asleep
bridge to terabithia part 2
defeatingdied:
Third degree laptop burn
cosmo tip #181
expertcosmotips:
does he think you’re ugly? cut your entire face off
threepac:
there is a place reserved in hell for people who don’t thank you after you’ve held the door open for them
rumour:
hey mtv welcome to my crib
govinduhh:
can’t wait for Titanic 4D, when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning. and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie
splinteryourspine:
we’ve all seen penises we weren’t supposed to see
jtdd:
I am like a goldfish everybody loves me in the first 2 weeks but after that they ignore me and flush me down a toilet while Im sleeping
shoey:
if you don’t like salt and vinegar chips then nobody likes you and you’re probably fat and ugly and alone
atlaswasright:
gossipgran:
screaming “i hate lady gaga” at a gay pride parade
rest in peace
