sleazing: girls, if a boy stops watching gay porn for you, marry him
me: *accidentally uses you're instead of your*
grammar police: *throw tear gas through my window and use battering ram on my door, shooting any family member that doesn't raise their hands quick enough*
lightbuld: writing your essay using the cocksure font
stormcloud: annefranksgasmask: but what is a roflcopter it sounds dangerous my uncle died in a roflcopter crash plaese be sensitive.
hi i’m back from new york. it was an 8 hour car ride and my bum feels like it was violated by an extremely muscular black man.
blackcockdown: girls who say they are “going lesbian” because “guys suck”
zooeyclairedeschanel: if you wear feathers in your hair i’m just going to assume the rest of your family was killed and the white men took your land
asiangore: london tiptons really great really great really great london tiptons really great and deserves the opposite of hate ((((((which is love))))))