October 2011
sleazing:
girls, if a boy stops watching gay porn for you, marry him
me: *accidentally uses you're instead of your*
grammar police: *throw tear gas through my window and use battering ram on my door, shooting any family member that doesn't raise their hands quick enough*
lightbuld:
writing your essay using the cocksure font
stormcloud:
annefranksgasmask:
but what is a roflcopter it sounds dangerous
my uncle died in a roflcopter crash plaese be sensitive.
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hi i’m back from new york. it was an 8 hour car ride and my bum feels like it was violated by an extremely muscular black man.
blackcockdown:
girls who say they are “going lesbian” because “guys suck”
zooeyclairedeschanel:
if you wear feathers in your hair i’m just going to assume the rest of your family was killed and the white men took your land
asiangore:
london tiptons really great
really great
really great
london tiptons really great
and deserves the opposite of hate
((((((which is love))))))